Monday, February 8, 2010

Noisy Lovemaking - is it your problem?

Noisy Lovemaking and Noisy Orgasms Might Land you in Prison

February 08, 2010 By: malaga Category: Malaga

Whenever we talk about sex we usually mention the five senses: touch is omnipresent, smell awakens and taste is seduced by many flavours and the hearing… Wow! To whisper a few words in your lover’s ear during the sexual act can be very erotic, and also the cries and the whispers. Do not be shy, because silence can be boring, suspicious and sad. But never reach the 47 decibels, because you’ll probably go to prison as Caroline Cartwright, an English woman who has 12 months to lower the volume of her passion otherwise she will go to prison for 8 months. And without sex!

What do you hear when you have sex with your partner? To shout is not synonymous with greater pleasure, because each one expresses their feelings in different ways. The only advice we can give you is to do what you feel, because as you know, pleasure knows no limits.

And of course, the extremes are always bad. This English woman of 48 years old does not understand why it is forbidden to scream while having sex. Moreover, she thinks it is normal to shout. After the neighbourhood complaints, she changed her sexual habits and had sex in the morning, and thereby lets the other neighbours sleep in peace. But the noise continued for two or three hours every day, so the neighbours had enough, and recorded a tape for the trial. The judge threatened the woman with eight months in prison for making too much noise during sex…

Be careful! Install a decibel measure device and put rubber plugs on your bed posts before having sex, so your roommates or your neighbours don’t complain! It can be difficult to strike a balance between respect and the right to privacy and our erotic impulses – banging, screaming like an animal and shouting out your partner’s name a hundred times!

Maybe the problem is that we live in poorly soundproofed apartments. Or maybe the people envy your incredible sexual life… Who knows? What about the traffic noise, the people who snore, or the garbage trucks? Should they also go to prison?

If you feel like screaming and practicing different foreplay techniques without feeling that someone is listening to you – which also can be very exciting, escape to a nest where nobody knows you. A trip with your partner will wake up those passions. And to be quiet and comfortable, rent Apartments in Malaga.

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